COPYRIGHT'S STEROID SCENE: PUMPED UP OR PACKED UP

Wanna blast your way to the top? Then you gotta hit into the dark side of steroids in the Great White North. This ain't no walk in the park, bro. You gotta be serious about gettin' that gains. The competition is fierce. So you better leave it all on the field. Ditch those wimpy natural gains and crank up your body mass with the magic potion. Word